I got into an altercation with the bouncer at some night club the other night. Got a few bruises, some scars, and a ripped shirt. Other than that, nothing was broken so I’m good. How Much Can You Know About Yourself If You’ve Never Been In A Fight? In Fight Club (1996, Palahniuk, 1999, Fincher), the narrator, after losing “a lot of versatile solutions for modern living” when he comes home from a business trip to find his apartment... 

Evidently, the cops found the half eaten burrito I left at Wal-Mart.  Read More →

So I woke up today with the craziest dream I’ve had in a while. It was like a scene out of Resident Evil: There was some virus going around that turned people into zombies. And if you got bit by the zombie, you would become one too. So it turned out that Tony was a zombie too, but since he was our friend, he didn’t want to make us to zombies, and he helped fight the zombies for us. So this one chick zombie suddenly came from...