1. It’s cold 2. My water heater is broken 3. I shower at the gym and touch myself sometimes. 1. It was 6 degrees Celsius last Tuesday. That’s forty-fucking-two degrees Fahrenheit. Forty-fucking-two is a real number. It was damn cold. It’s even colder when I don’t have any sweaters or real jackets here and all I wear to work is a damn t-shirt to work with a light jacket. It sucks that I have to run to the tram every... 

I’ll be back in the states in about a week and a half, arriving on Friday, Sept. 26. Staying for 30 days and 30 nights. P.S. I jerked off in a sock about 2 weeks ago. That is all.  Read More →

Taken all in Botanická zahrada: a botanic garden in Prague[Show as slideshow]  Read More →

Words take too long to type and read. I don’t feel like typing today. I see a long paragraph and I don’t feel like reading it and neither do you. Look at these pretty pictures. I went to Kutná Hora. Where is that? Do you honestly really care? If so, click here. In any case, enjoy the nice pictures I took: Contact me to see all pictures from this album.  Read More →

I want to make a living post where it is constantly updated by memorable quotes. Names will not be included. “She said she was a model!” “Wait, Jen lives in Seattle?!” “It’s not gay unless you cum in the ass.” “If you’re going to play Donkey Kong Country, I’m going to put my clothes back on.” “Minus well!” “Scam on them bitches.” “Is this the... 

Pizza and beer for dinner. Delicious. Wait, WTF is that thing in the middle. … That yellow thing. Ew. Is that an egg? Weird? Yes Tasty? Not so much  Read More →